McCarthy Says
Mikhael Paskalev - I Spy
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rocketshoes:

Infectious isn’t a strong enough word. At all. 

Posting the video a few days ago wasn’t enough.

Have a lovely weekend. Sorry this is now in your head until 2018.

I got into a fight with a girl last night at Bullitt. She was being a douche

F*ck the Vagina Monologues, my Penis Soliloquy will kick its ass.

Relax, I didn’t snort it just took it

Relax, I didn’t snort it just took it


Jessica called and wanted to come over. She’s the one who likes to lick my a$$, so I decided to do her a favor and not eat Indian food

Jessica called and wanted to come over. She’s the one who likes to lick my a$$, so I decided to do her a favor and not eat Indian food

Me in all of my glory

Me in all of my glory